Top New Years Resolutions

New Year, New YOU.

What will your New Years Resolution be?

(Perhaps if you are really into leather, you will commit yourself to look into vegan options. You will look just as cool. )

A common resolution is giving up smoking.

We smoke all day

Even playing ball

We keep our smokes in our duffle

Do the cigarette shuffle

The cigarette lifestyle isn’t worth it in the end.

You always have to make sure you’re not running out and if you are you have to stop everything to go the store.

Plus you alway have to carry matches or lighters.

At one time smoking was so common, kids toys were disguised as paraphernalia for fun.

Wasn’t Showbiz just wrong for this?

Some people will try to stop being so envious of others for 2021. All of that business really leads to bad places.

Betty is going to ruin her entire future by murdering Archie and Veronica just because she would like to be the one skating with Archie.

Doesn’t she know by now that Archie doesn’t mind being passed around? If she just waits a minute, she can skate with Archie next.

It can feel good to be negative temporarily. It would probably be really funny to see “stupid Linus and his equally stupid sister” get the daylights scared out of them.

But really, no one is going to like you if you are always in a shitty mood. And you will end up not liking yourself.

Perhaps a change of diet can brighten your disposition if need be.

Resolving to work out can ultimately lead to all kinds of personal benefits. Having a partner by your side helps.

Fitness comes in all shapes and forms. If you find what is right for you, workouts can go by really fast.

Get in shape, girl!

Some people will make a resolution to stop cussing so much.

Though, there has certainly been a lot to swear about in 2020.

You can bet folks will try to cut back on the mobile phone use for 2021.

It is difficult because we cannot see our friends and family in person as much as we’d like to. But to we really need to go round and round in circles on Facebook for two hours?

If you cut up a credit card or two…

Saving money could be much easier for you. Putting a stop to overspending is a resolution that is time honored.

Have fun this New Years Eve and don’t mistake the bubble bath you got for Christmas for spirits!

I don’t think there is really anywhere to go this year, but driving around drunk is always a poor idea.

Daily Maids Donuts was no help with resolutions to lose weight, were they?

Soon, we will be getting ready for Valentine’s Day.

It’s ok to have two girlfriend if they both know about it and don’t care.