When I was snooping at my mom’s house, I found this piece of ephemera from an age gone by. I was pretty disgusted to find Wonder Bread put out matches at one point in time.
Wonder Bread managed to maintain its false innocence. It was actually a kit to repair stocking runs. This was a new concept to me. When you think you have seen it all, a new discovery surfaces.
The advertising on the back of the kit claims that Wonder Bread builds a strong body in not only one, but EIGHT ways. I was taught that Wonder Bread is basically empty calories. Not only do they bleach out essential nutrients to make it white, there is a lot of sugar in this bread.
At EMU, I had a teacher who asked us to somehow obtain a piece of Wonder Bread. He advised to take a bite and then chew on it for as long as possible, well after it had reached the mush stage. After a while, you will begin to taste a stark sweetness. This is when Wonder Bread shows its true colors. Sugar cake holding your lettuce and tomatoes together.
My sister gave me about ten old magazines she found at the cheapstore. I have only begun to crack these relics.
I found one headline to be bemusing. Why on God’s green Earth would anyone keep a medical discovery that could help other people a secret? Are we monsters?
This was one of the ads inside. One may think they are buying an alternative if they purchase Tab Soda. This is not the case. Tab is owned by big corporation, Coca-Cola. Joan Crawford is laughing at you from beyond every time you swallow a drink of Tab.
I feature this because it gave me an instance in whoch the past crashed into present with a screeching hault. The facial recognition program on my phone went bananas. Squares framing every face!!!
Finally, this shit. I don’t think it is around anymore. Probably causes cancer like every other mock food.