I love to browse the archive feature of the Getty Images web page. There are many historic moments in time to behold. Santa Claus had so many pictures featured that there were bound to be some creeps. Here are some of the strangest I could find:
This Santa appears to be in need of medical attention.
As the woman appears to lean in for CPR, Santa grabs her and slips her the tongue.
Here are some men who appear to be training to be department store Santas. Under “DON’T” it says not to kiss the children. Why? So as not to spread infection. Did they have background checks back then? Also, it is advised that Santa should not lose his temper. If he has to hold a baby with a shitty diaper he should be all smiles.
In this Christmas episode of The Golden Girls, Santa toys with the idea of killing Rose. Dorothy looks like she is about to give Santa a piece of her mind. Hope it doesn’t wind up all over the wall.
Here is another Santa with a gun. Who could he be pointing it at? The Designing Women???
When I first saw this Santa, I didn’t know what kind of a hand gesture he was making. I thought maybe this was a Santa with a snorting addiction. Then I saw Alias Grace on Netflix set in the 1800s. Someone on the show used this gesture to imply something was meant to be kept secret and to hush up. Still, this is a goofy Santa.
I am sorry, but I would not feel comfortable with this Santa in my home. He looks like something the illustrator of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark would dream up.
Is this guy claiming to be the one and only Santa?
This Santa is over it.
Why the nose? It is a dead give away that this is not the real Santa.
In the apocalypse, Santa still visits.
No wonder she is screaming her head off. And that lady laughing in the background is no help.
Is this Halloween or Christmas?!?!
Merry Christmas, anyway!