Christmas TABOO

ATTENTION ALL MEN!

It is that time of year to start thinking about what you will give to that special lady in your life.

Many women would like to receive something romantic from the guy they fancy.

Just because something is practical and useful doesn’t mean it makes a good Christmas present.

Case and point: The Dustbuster.

Yes, it is nifty and convenient. But look here:

Darren found himself alone for New Years and Chrissy kissed Jack at midnight. Mr. Furley called Mrs. Roper to gossip about the whole ordeal.

Apparently, Larry was selling dustbusters out of the back of his van in the apartment complex parking lot.

Larry denies he is laying low for a while and won’t say where he got the money to leave Cindy a Mood Ring under the Christmas tree!

The Dustbuster is never a good choice.

So what are some holiday good selections to give to someone dear to your heart?

Fancy jewelry is always a safe bet. Such a gift is very personal and shows thoughtfulness.

You will be a prime example for all of your friends.

A doll to cuddle up with on nights you can’t be there is a very sweet sentiment.

A nice sweater to keep her cozy on blustery winter days will surely be treasured.

And if you would like to be suggestive, how about some sexy lingerie?

Wouldn’t want to be Steven on boxing day! Hope he attached gift receipts to those Dustbusters!

Anything but a Dustbuster!

Oh….

And your mom doesn’t want a Dustbuster, either!